Tuesday, May 25, 2010

the hotness inside out

The summer heat woke me in the middle of my late afternoon nap. I usually take a late afternoon nap because it is a little less humid time to do so. But it turned out, it was like the hottest time to nap in this god-forsaken place. I think the attempt to provide little rain to this place made it more freaking humid.

I was totally cranky after that because i hate it when my somber sleep gets interrupted. In the attempt to ease the crankiness, i logged in to the usual chat site. Chatting with friends draws out the crankiness in me. Unfortunately, the people in the room added hotness to the weather. It is humidly hot and people are like kittens in heat. And that includes me. Pun intended.

I met this kid on the same chat site and he makes my knees wobble. I was hoping he could tone down the crankiness in me. Waaaahhh!!! the kid didn't fail me. The crankiness is gone but the heat is doubled. I was about to prey on the kid, when he suddenly flashed the cutest smile i ever seen. Why on earth kids like him could charm you simply by flashing their pearly whites? It was like ice poured on my hard on. I need ice, not just on the hard on but all over me. But it will only provide temporary relief, I need a more long-term one.

I need respite from this freaking heat, may it be the weather or the people around. I need at least time to cool off. A longer time to cool off. I hate being cranky and i hate sweating like a pig. Rainy season come now, i think it is time for you now!

Rain. Rain. Rain. I need you now!

2 comments:

  1. "... people are like kittens in heat. And that includes me. Pun intended."

    Nothing like some figurative language expressing the uncontrollable sexual desires of the prepubescent to get one's juices flowing.

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  2. As always, Uberman, I love your words. <3

    hahaha~ Alas, summer has ended. Typhoons will rage and then... cold and lonely nights. Might I expect you to write something on that soon, Egay dear? XD

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